Prem Kahani - 1

Yeh kahani laghbhag do saal pehle tab shuru huyi jab main apni naukri se resign kerke kuch din ke liye ghar gaya tha. Abhi doosri jagah join kerne mein kuch samay tha socha kuch din Maa Baap ke saath reh loon. Papa tab Bhagalpur shift ker chukey they aur Kahalgaon mein thermal power house ke karta dharta they. Yahan humey kaafi bada ghar mila huya tha.

Faisal abhi Pune se MBA ker raha tha so ghar pe ek gadraya huya sa ladka nauker rakh liya gaya tha. Waise to who wahin kaam ker rahe chaprasi ka bhatija tha magar uska sarkari naukri se koi lena dena nahin tha. Ghar hi pe rehta tha naam Shomu tha, saanvla rang magar chehrey pe bahut kashish, naak naksh se namkeen jawani thi to shayad kuch saal pehle hi phooti thi.

Is kahani ke doosri taraf tha Mudit, jisko maine subah subah apni balcony se dekha tha, haath mein doodh ka bartan latkaye apne ghar ghar ka gate band ker raha tha. Pehle maine usko sirf peechey se hi dekha aur ussi pe lattu ho gaya. Track suit ka safed lower aur navy blue Tshirt pehne tha, jab who muda aur chalne laga to mere dil ki dhadkane mano uske kadam ke neechey bich bich gayin. Doodh mein dhula huya swaroop tha, mano sawan ne apne daaman ke sarey rang uski jawani pe nauchawar ker diye hon.

Kale reshmi baal, bhuri bhuri aankhein, gulabi honth, safed rang thoda lali liye huye, patli si kamar jisme lachak thi, jawani aur madak ladakpan ka sangam tha. Main turant gate pe aa gaya aur wahin khada raha jab door se who wapas aaya to usko dekh ker muskuraya who bhi halka sa muskurata huya wapas chala gaya apne ghar ko. Mera dil to fauran aa gaya uspe. Main bas usko niharta raha wahin gate pe khada khada.

Ander aaker Shomu se poocha ki who samne ghar mein kaun rehta hai to usne bataya who Shukla ji ka ghar hai. Dopahar mein koi kaam nahin tha tahalta huya park chala gaya, wahan ladke cricket khel rahe they. Is baar sawan ne jawani barsaker naye naye ladko ko jawan ker diya tha. Ek se ek maal wahan khel raha tha aur us bheed mein Mudit bhi tha.

Main pehle to munder pe baith ker dekhta raha unka khel. Khel kya araam se baith ker eke k ladke ko naap raha tha, jab koi mudhker ball uthata to uski gaand naapta, khade huye ladke ka lund bhaanpne ki koshish kerta. Khair kuch der mein main bhi unke saath khelne laga. Kyunki baat colony ki thi fauran hi dosti hi gayi aur main sabka bhaiyya ban gaya.

Khel ke baad ek group ruk gaya wahan usme Mudit bhi tha aur aise hi baatein kerne lagey. Who sab mere baarey mein janna chahtey they aur apne baarey mein batana. Ek doosrey ki khinchayi bhi kertey rehtey. Kuch maine dhyan diya Mudit ko cher bhi rahe they, kabhi koi uski peeth ya jaangh pe hath rakhta to who jhatak deta `badtamizi mat karo' Main bhi hansi mazak ker raha tha sabse, chutkulay sunaye sab ko, delhi ke barey mein bataya, factory ke barey mein bataya.

Is tarah kertey kartey 2 din mein ladko se acchi dosti ho gayi. Ussi din raat mein maine Shomu ko bulaya apne kamre mein, kamar pe gamcha baandh liya, who nikker pehne huya tha jo shayad usko kafi choti pad rahi thi. `Zara pair haath to daba de' pankha chal raha tha, light kam ker di, darwaza band aur daru ki chuski laga rha tha aur uske garam komal sparsh ka maza le raha tha. "haan idhar thoda ooper' jhanghon pe ishara kertey huye.
`Thoda kamar pe daba de, haan zara chati sehla de' mera lund khada ho gaya tha poora aur usko main taangon ke beech dabaye tha, phir main ghoom ke let gaya, `zara peechey daba' who peechey se pair aur jhaanghein dabane laga, uske dabane se main samajh gaya ladka mazboot tha, ab mujhko wohi purani pehchanni tharak chadne lagi thi par abhi tak main jan nahin paya tha ki who samjha hai ki nahin `lo daru pee lo thodi' apna glass uski taraf kiya to usne mana nahin kiya `arrey babu glass to ek hi hai jhoota ho jayega' `arrey peeyo na koi baat nahin main jhootha nahin maanta' usne jhat se gatak li aur peechey se meri kamar dabane laga, maine usse kaha `jitni peeni hai pee lena sharmana nahin' phir agle aadhey ghantey mein usne to lagbhag 3 peg chada liye, `zara kamar ke neechey to daba' who samajh nahin paya aur phir jaangh pakad ker dabane laga, maine uska pakad ker gaand pe rakh diya `abey idhar daba dard ho raha hai aaj din bhar baithey baithey' who meri gaand masalne laga `haan shabash beta aise hi thoda kasker daba masalker.

Maine ussi din dopahar mein apni jaaghein, jhaant aur gaand ke baal shave kiye they, maine gamcha thoda ooper kiya `sahi se daba do na sharmao mat' `daba to rahe hainn babu sharma kahan rahe hainn' `thoda gamchey ke ander haath daal ker masal do' mere yeh kehne pe usne gamcha hataya to nahin magar gaand dabane laga neechey se jab uska haath ooper aata apne aap gamcha uth jata, ab who aise daba raha tha ki uske dono haath ke angoothey meri gaand ki ched per touch kerne lagey they aur usko chiknayi ka ahsaas ho gaya tha, `kyun nasha nahin chada kya' maine ussey poocha `arrey sar ghumaat hai magar mast lag raha hai' usne kaha maine ssedhey apna gamcha gaand pe se hata ker kamar pe ulat diya, ab zara sahi se daba de' maine kaha, bahut maza aa raha tha, uske garam garam jawan haath masal rahe they, ab maine ussey baaki haath pair chorrker sirf gaand dabane ko kaha tha, uske angoothey araam se meri faankon ke beech phans rahe they, kabhi kabhi bilkul ched pe dabaav ke saath, usko yeh bataeney ke liye ki mujhe zayada maza aaya uska aisa kerne pe mainr uska angootha gaand pe padhtey hi siskari bhar leta' aaahhhh, haan shabash aise hi beta' phir ek aur peg peene ko huya to dekha pani nahin hai `zara fridge se pani le aa aur tere paas gamcha nahin hai kya?' `haan hai to ` kyun?' `arrey yaar tu bhi gamcha pehan le na araam se free hokar baith' who bahar chala gaya aur kareeb 5-7 minute ke baad aaya pani lekar aur haath mein gamcha liye huye `bahar kaise aatey gamchchey mein, yahin pehan lengein' kehker who bathroom mein gaya aur gamcha baandh ker aa gaya, `haan yeh huyi na baat beta ab sahi se chad ker daba de' maine usko apni taangon ke beech bitha liya, who ooper chad ker dabane laga jab meri garden tak aata to uska lund chu jata meri gaand aur kamar ke paas `ja thoda tel aa aur malish ker de' jab who wapas aaya to main ulta hi leta raha aur gamcha kamar se khol diya aur bister pe bicha sa liya, `la beta tel laga de' maine ussey yeh to bataya nahin tha ki kahan magar